AB ATTACK TIME!!!
2boys1cup: screw autoplay i have autopray on my blog
reblog if it's ok if i come vent to you.
Anonymous asked: are you anime
“I’M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!” I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI AND TRIP, REVEALING THE...
Me: I think I'll masturbate
Entire family: LET'S HAVE A FAMILY REUNION IN YOUR ROOM IS THAT OKAY
Great grandmother: HELLO
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
BUTTONS EVERYWHERE: So I was bored and doodled a... →
pwnyta: So I was bored and doodled a OP High school AU because I know how much people just LOOOVE that AU! Luffy is that slacker kid that sits in class and doesnt pay attention and eats or sleeps. He JUST manages to get by on his shit grades with tutor!Usopps help and a guy can only get his ass kicked…
starkinglyhandsome: katara: motoroladroid: could you use bloodbending to give someone an erection yes I could but I don’t need to
yeahnofuckthat: did anyone else ever notice that danny phantom grew up to be chip skylark
birdywillow: people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience